Doctor Who Fans by Dorkly
#is it weird that I’m like half of those
let’s ALL BE THE CAPALDI CONVERTS
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
|Australia:||The class clown who makes everyone laugh|
|America:||The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates|
|Canada:||The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day|
|England:||The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen|
|New Zealand:||Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks|
|The Netherlands:||That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores|
|France:||The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much|
|China:||The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question|
|Russia:||The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed|
back to school commercials
back to school commercials after graduation
Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote.
fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry
If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.
YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
THAT’S JOSH PECK.
KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?
JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.
First and Last words in supernatural.
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again