overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
"Sometimes you have to face your deepest fears in order to make your wildest dreams come true."
when i was a kid I thought the dark in ‘tall dark and handsome’ meant dark skin and I was always confused when people would use the phrase to describe whitey mcwhiterson
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
i’m on a baby names website to name a character
one of these things is not like the other
yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn
are you for real how are you not seeing tabatha who names their kid tabatha
OH COME ON ISN’T ANYONE SEEING
jayden what the hell this isnt even a real name