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greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

(via officialmcdonaldsblog)

dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

(Source: kennethamilton, via nightcomesswiftly)

galaxie-flower:

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

YEAH WHATS WITH THAT

(via possessingdean)

nosdrinker:

"my dad said if this got 200,000 notes-"

did 

he

did he really

(Source: nosdrinker, via pizza)

consultingkitkat:

vvankinq:

THOSE LONG VOGON FLIGHTS

Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice

(Source: iraffiruse, via funny-pics-4-u)

daniphantomofficial:

i have trust issues because my mom pulled out my loose tooth when i wasnt ready

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via daniphantomofficial)

visceralsenseofsnarky:

jawn-lennon:

when someone from a different timezone is late night blogging and its daytime where you are

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THIS IS WHAT THIS GIF WAS DESTINED TO BE

(Source: renton-thurston-remade, via daniphantomofficial)

miss-love:

lunainvidia:

marielikestodraw:

Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”

ACTUALLY DEAD.

That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.

No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.

(Source: tellmetofeel, via daniphantomofficial)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via daniphantomofficial)

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

(via florence-bobo)

that-awkward-potato-:

rantyrandy:

indieduckie:

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

This post just ruined my life

(via daniphantomofficial)

wingscanspeak:

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

(via daniphantomofficial)

writing tip #700:

audreyii-fic:

gr8writingtips:

your characters are like geodes

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if you want to see what they’re really made of

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you must break them

this is the excuse i’m using from now on

(via lunamalfoy7)

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